Zombie Pace

I swear, slow walkers will be the death of me. I personally don’t like to dawdle when I am walking somewhere. Especially when I need to be to that somewhere on time.

Everyday, I walk to and from school, about a mile each way. I like to walk semi-briskly––or basically jog on the days I am late to class––but I guess not many other students do. I try to pass people when the timing allows, but most of the time it seems that they never hear me behind them so they take up the whole sidewalk, drifting from side to side randomly. Sheesh, it just bugs me thinking about it.

Every time someone mentions something about the T.V. show The Walking Dead, I think of the students who are slow walkers. Granted, they do not chase––at a snail’s pace––after me wanting to eat me, but the fact that both the zombies and the students like to walk slowly can be annoying.

All I know is that I would not want to be stuck walking behind a zombie. Mostly because it would want to eat me, but also because it would walk slower than most students––if that is even possible.