Written in Mad Libs style
Once upon a millennia, there was a poodle named William. William had a good friend: a strawberry. Not just any strawberry, he was friends with a special fuzzy one. This fuzzy strawberry’s name was Eunice. William and Eunice met one day in Connecticut when William was looking at a shiny pencil in a strawberry patch. He was about to eat the fuzzy strawberry until Eunice jumped on him and proclaimed: “Howdy!” and scared William to sleep. Eunice woke William up by skiing down his nose. It did just just the thing and woke him up! They became fast friends and William let Eunice hitch a ride on his toe.
Soon enough, they ran into Justin Bieber! Justin Bieber was visiting Connecticut for the release of his new album named “Turnip For What!?” Eunice was so thrilled to meet Justin Bieber she begged him to bellow one of his new songs for her. Justin agreed and sang his new, most popular song titled “Fritter.” William couldn’t handle Justin’s singing and squeezed away with Eunice. Justin declared: “Oh bananas!”
Once Eunice and William were 5 yards away they decided to get avocado dessert. After they finished their scrumdidillyumptious dessert, William sprang Eunice home to her strawberry patch. And they have thrived happily ever after since.
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